���A woman and a man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was she looked over at him, smiled and said: "T.G.I.F." The man looked back at her and said: "S.H.I.T" The woman was shocked. She turned to the man and said: "There was no reason to be rude, all I said was "Thank God It's Friday" The man looked back and her and said: "Well you must have missunderstood me because all I said was, "Sorry Honey It's Thursday".
Smart Man
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot,Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, anillegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened,and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The badnews is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash."Gentlemen," he said,"I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night. Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
Three Politics
There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian. The Malays have the political power and so they set up the party UMNO which literally means "U Must Not Object". The Chinese, on the other hand, controls the economy and they called their party MCA which means "Money Conquers All". Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They set up their party called MIC. Hence, every parlimentary meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"
010 - ART 900� - Always Repair Telephone
011 - ATUR����� - Absolutely Terrible and Useless Radiophone
012 - Maxis����� - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior system
013 - TM Touch - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change Handphones
016 - DiGi 1800 - Don't Invest in Garbage Instruments
017 - ADAM���� - Always Dropping And Malfunctioning
018 - Mobifon��� - Most Often Bought In Fake Obnoxious Nightmarkets
019 - CELCOM�� - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages
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